Bernt Rockenstien Carlson
Man or Myth
To all the people that think Bernt Carlson does exist. This is what we may have found out about the one, maybe not the only but the one, Bernt Rockenstien Carlson.
Born: UNKNOWN
Race: UNKNOWN
Real Name: Bernard Rockenstien Carlson ( "brave, hardy". This was the name of several saints, including Saint Bernard of Menthon and Saint Bernard of Clairvaux.)
Travels: By Car, Go-Kart, Spaceship, Unicorn and / or Drumset.
Instrument: Drums, Microphones, Boxing gloves, Bongos.
Last scene: We think we saw Bernt Carlson at the strip club drinking a 40oz, riding a unicorn. We could tell that it was him because we have never seen a unicorn ever in our lifes. What other man would possess a unicorn... LINDA BLAIR?
Favorite music: Loves Hilary Duff and Britney Spears, We have been told that there has been reports of a Bernt Carlson jamming out to KIDS BOP.
Hobbies: Well, we know he likes strip clubs, Math, Johnny Carson, and using portojohns. Yes and it is true we have been told a Bernt Carlson can be a messy guy. Actual quote from Bernt, "I DON'T KNOW GUYS"
Heroes: The writers from South Park, Ray Charles, Michael jackson, Robert Deniro, Renee Zelwegger, That kid from Harry Potter (we do not know his name, just that he enjoys that kid alot from Harry Potter) and Benjamin Eads.
Previous Bands: Pastaways, (long time hero Ben Eads sang with the Pastaways), German symphony orchestra, Fart, Spinal tap cover band, and BIG BOTTOM.
This is all we know of this Bernt Carlson a.k.a. Bernard Rockenstien Carlson a.k.a. yours and my hero a.k.a. Rockenstien, but we do know this; He is a definetly a Rockenstien Carlson. Be on the look out at a tower records or a show near you.
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