Man or Myth

Tim Sommars

"I think I saw rockenstien! he was driving a truck with his last name on it. He passed me on the right, doing 110 in a 35 mph zone somewhere in Naperville. man, that Bernt is a bad-ass."

Oh that Rockenstien!

Josh Schmidt

"I thought I spotted Berent with his unicorn in Downtown Wheaton. It was hard to believe that I saw the one and only Bernt Carlson. I thought it was just an unknown legend that was only talked about. He was at the Popcorn shop at approximately 16:00 hours and came out with a giant sucker. I went to get his autograph and within a second he vanished into thin air. So this deffidently a ghost of a god!"

Rocktastic! There may be other Bernt Carlsons but there is only one Rockenstien.

Michal (From Sketchy)

"Bernt, You are just bitter because that big tour you planned with us isn't going to happen.
You are such a rockstar!"

What are you talking about? I don't care it is about Rockenstien.

Mrs. Eads

"The other night I was watching the Olympics and I noticed a certain figureduring the Floor Exercises for the Men's German Gymnastic Team. I quickly called all three Eads Boys to the living room. From what we could see is that it had to be Bernt. We could tell by his Tshirt with the German Logo, but beneath that was the word "Misfits" in BIG bold letters. I am not sure how well Bernt did, but I am certain that he will be asked to compete again in four years. Look for a Bernt Rochenstien to hit the news as the FIRST gymnast ever to compete with Black Jeans, and Black Boots.
Go for the Gold Bernt!!!"

Another sighting brings us closer! I now recoding all the 24 hour news stations, in hopes to see graceful moves.

Brad Chmielewski

"It was the middle of September 2004 and I was given the chance to see a movie with Mr. Bernt. We drove over to the St. Charles mall theater where we were given free passes to watch, Napoleon Dynamite. I sat in the back-seat while Bernt Rockenstien Carlson sat in the passenger site, James Eads was driving. I am unsure which was better Napoleon Dynamite or that I was in the same building as Mr. Bernt Rockenstien. I know this is hard to believe without pictures to prove but it did happen, I will bet my house on it. Steven I want to say keep up the great work and I want to tell you I love the site."

Brad, thanks alot, I am glad you are enjoying the Rockenstien site. But for now you need to hand over the damn house, because I don't flipping believe a word. You were in the same damn car with the Rockenstien and no photos! What the hell is with that. I want your Rockenstien photos!

Jeff

"i think i was at the park when the picture of bernt playing catch was taken. he was throwing with his little sister i think, about age 9. you never see the ball coming out of his hand, you only hear it. then he went to muldoon's to celebrate after striking her out. played a solo show if i remember correctly."

Jeff, that sounds like something the Rockenstien could of done. But I didn't know he had a kid, perhaps from his old girlfriend I guess. Yikes the kid is 9 that would mean Bernt is a pimp master. Bernt Rockenstien Pimp Carlson.

Megan

"I was in Carlons art supplies in Wheaton yesterday & I saw him! Yes, Bernt! He seemed very quiet and nice....a little crazy eyed though! Kinda cute in a weird way! I just thought you'd be amused! I was buying parchment and he started walking right toward me...it was a strange uncelebrity-celebrity moment! So I said hi and continued to view the art supplies! It must be hard to be rockstar! "

Next time don't fear the Rockenstien or should I say don't fear the Rockport the Second. What a lame name to change it too. I guess the Rockenstien didn't take a shower.